Chelsea. Miami. The world is my aphrodisiacal oyster.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allen Poe
Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.
I don’t know, you guys, I think maybe I’m getting my period. I just watched this, like, 12 times, each time getting a little mroe teary-eyed because of how adorable this is, and now I think I’m in this weird limbo state between crying and just like wanting to squeeze something. Why can’t littles stay little forever?
Back to the Old Days
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Here’s your anthem for the day.
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This whole thing is amazing.
Lady Gaga Daily
Lady Gaga for Harper’s Bazaar September 2014
ok but now draw the other eye
on your left
Funny was very valued in my house. My parents are both very funny, and my brother has great timing. I started doing children’s theater, and when I found out about improv and sketch, I was like, “Oh, this is my jam.”
own your evil, bitches (not sorry, never sorry)
this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it
I always have such a hard time recognizing that I have a crush. I’m always in denial for some reason.
Like with this girl in my math class. At first I was like, “This is a friend thing, I want to touch her hands and face, like, as a friend," but no. No, I definitely want her mouth on my mouth because I like her, not because I want to be bffs.
Why do I always rebel against liking people?