Chelsea. Miami. The world is my aphrodisiacal oyster.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allen Poe
I re-watched Legally Blonde today, and I have always been very confused about why Brooke (the woman accused of killing her husband) would even want liposuction done on her butt. Why? I have never known flat butts to be a thing. Even in the ’90s when I was a kid, I only ever heard the older women around me talking about wanting bigger butts.
Am I missing something? I don’t know. Just a thought.
White Paper Quotes
Basically the most important thing we can learn in life
one of my all time faves
I WANTBTHIS OAMHANSSG
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
No I fucking LOVE this.
(via positiveconnotation)Musings of a Naked Lady
I can’t really be on Tumblr right now, because school. I did, however, think it would be majorly important for me to celebrate on here a little bit, you know, because [GAME OF THRONES SPOILER] that little bitch Joffrey is dead now. YUS! I have never been happy about someone dying, and now I am… this makes me very uncomfortable and also very excited for next week! K bye!
I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute
Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!
for a second i was like “oh no! did we accidentally publish it before we were making a decision?!?!”
and then i realized no writing
whether or not this wins is obviously not something we can like, determine yet, but I still think it’s amazing and creative and dmolech should be super proud and tbh i kind of want to make it my personal desktop wallpaper
(via positiveconnotation)candy-colored curls
nicole richie is my hero
damn. that’s how you do it when some dude thinks it’s ok to insult your intelligence based on whatever bullshit criteria he decides is relevant, regardless of whether or not it’s true.gotmeonmytoes