May 27, 2011
JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn’t take it. (Points to himself) This is an idiot.
GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!(via The Apartment)
For I am Costanza. Lord of the idiots!
August 15, 2011
(Jerry and Elaine enter and see the mannequin getting spanked by another mannequin)
JERRY: Boy, the resemblance is uncanny.(via The Pie)
September 10, 2011
December 29, 2011
GEORGE: (angry, to himself) The ocean called. Running outta shrimp. Outta shrimp! (a thought occurs) Oh! Yes! That’s what I shoulda said! (frustrated shout) Dammit!!
(via The Comeback)
